shoutout to the thermostats for keeping it 100
Shoutout to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets.
If my thermostat kept it 100 all the time we’d have a problem.
In ancient Rome; men found guilty of rape had their testicles crushed between two stones.
Personally, I think they should start doing this again
the worst feeling in the world is to know you were used and lied to by someone you trusted
I completely lost my sense of humor when I realized offensive things aren’t funny so now I just rely on heavy sarcasm and everyone thinks I’m a dick