Shoutout to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets.

shoutout to the thermostats for keeping it 100

If my thermostat kept it 100 all the time we’d have a problem.


In ancient Rome; men found guilty of rape had their testicles crushed between two stones.

Personally, I think they should start doing this again

(via justdesti-el)

the worst feeling in the world is to know you were used and lied to by someone you trusted

(Source: forsakers, via poetic)


the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

(via poetic)


I completely lost my sense of humor when I realized offensive things aren’t funny so now I just rely on heavy sarcasm and everyone thinks I’m a dick

(Source: okdoufingerurself, via sorrynotsoorry)